Preamble

Jake Colwell (born December 4th, 2002) of Danielson CT is an online white nationalist troll, failed New England separatist organizer, failed candidate for the Connecticut State Senate (as indicated by his social media presence during late 2020), and American neo-Nazi. He self-described as an “esoteric utopian Hitlerist” as of 2024. Colwell has born a great deal of pseudonyms in online spaces, the most recent of which are “Lord Protector Sunny” and “Burgundischer Totalitarist.”

In his capacity as an organizer, he has failed several times to create a group with any amount of momentum or enthusiasm in its participants. In his capacity as an online troll, he has had apparent associations with New England neo-Nazi street crew NSC-131, and operates in the proximity of the social networks of Satanist & esoteric neo-Nazi terror networks Order of Nine Angles & Tempel ov Blood, the Terrorgram-Collective-adjacent Soyjack Attacker Video Fandom subculture, and the 764 transnational sextortion network.

Colwell was last known to reside in Danielson CT, his apparent hometown. [1] Recent admissions made on social media indicate he is studying political science at a campus of higher education. [∗] The closest higher ed. polisci program is out of the Quinebaug Valley campus of Connecticut State Community College, located in Danielson. [2]

[Speculative: Okay, look. Colwell is either a potentially dangerous extremist associated with several groups connected to school shootings, terror attacks, and street violence, OR he’s an unbelievably stupid terminally-online do-nothing gadfly loser in the orbit of those same groups, not unlike a depressive and laconic version of Ian Langille (with whom Colwell shares several online spaces). Is he writing a manifesto because he’s planning to go out in a shooting? Does he have a graveyard of discarded Reddit accounts that he’s used to contact kids who self-harm, to convince them to self-harm more? Is he just a role-playing shitposter who thinks life is a vending machine that spits out respect if you feed it enough posts? Who thinks thousands of hours in a military sim available on Steam for $50 plus tax makes him some kind of actual strategist or propagandist, deserving of the respect of the despots he seems to worship? I don’t know for certain! I do know he’s a virulent neo-Nazi with huge streaks of racism and misogyny who thinks Hitler is a holy figure, and he occasionally bases his noxious social media content on his classmates. My opinion is that Colwell will ultimately pass to time in anonymity having been unable to marshal the effort to build anything, a judgement that is admittedly biased by my contempt for him. Still, I’m not gonna take chances here. It’s well past time to set a match to Colwell’s anonymity.]

[This is my contribution to the ID of Ian Henry Langille, a/k/a “Nordic Maine,” a collaboration with the Stumptown Research Collective. This version of what Stumptown eventually titled “Sam Winslow & the Vexing Vexillologist” has a little more in the way of Langille’s buffoonery and local fash history, cut from the fuller version for length. Other edits to content were suggested by Stumptown, and welcomed! Read the full ID here!]

It’s April 2023, and I’m having a hard time giving a damn about the incessant poster of a manchild I would later learn was born Ian Langille of Chapman ME.

At this early point the guy has two Telegram channels, one standard Nordic-Maine-Groyper channel (since deactivated but replaced) and one “uncensored” in flavor, both registered circa mid-January 2023. I can’t tell the difference. Both of them are largely white supremacist propaganda regurgitation channels. Buried in the cross-posts are his own occasional additions, largely involving Langille’s collection of gross white nationalist and neo-Nazi org merchandise, his (lack of) graphic design prowess, and his stickering efforts in Aroostook County.

His personal stickers are the New England Independence pine tree symbol inside the Waffen-SS shield. They also contain the URL to his personal Telegram channel. The URL is, if I recall, occasionally misspelled somehow. There’s also this image, which I originally thought was an admission that he doesn’t know how a hat is supposed to sit on a head. Continue reading “ID Bulletin: Ian H. Langille, of Chapman ME”